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BurntToShreds
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:33 pm 
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They're trying to turn their penis into a revolver.

Unfortunately few can muster the six shots to earn the title.

I've done it once, during an all-nighter.
I am now Revolver Ocelot.

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betrippin
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:45 pm 
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Some days, it's only once. Weekends, maybe twice. But, if I'm like, home alone ALL day, sometimes I get out 3, even 4. I think once it was five, over the course of the entire day. My dick just did not calm down.



This happens to me all the god damned time

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Gryewolf
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"Sorry didn't talk to you today, stare at my tits for a while."
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Riku
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Why would you want to?

I imagine after the first time, the pleasure decreases each time


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Terraem
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Better question: Has anyone ever had sex 4(+) times a day?

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Vax
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I have.

Not like 4 times in a row, of course.

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Sollix
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Dvid and I did it twice in a day once I think.
I cant really eemember, we just had a lot of sex. :U

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D-vid
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Shhh, the gentleman enjoys and stays silent.

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Sollix
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Welp. MAYBE I DIDN'T ENJOY IT

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Terraem
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I be not one to facebattle and tell. After all, dead man tell no tale.

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D-vid
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Sollix
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oh man the sex was Something im not disclosing here.You all actually thought I would didnt you? Youre all shameful people

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Mete
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after Riku's post that was really obvious

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Mr. Mander
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One time I was talking with a girl about her body image and so she showed me several pictures of herself in various states of undress. Expect the obvious, bitches.

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Gryewolf
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Oh man, lucky lucky.

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