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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:45 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I'm French..................

Really? I thought you were Scottish.

Wait, I thought I was French!

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Has anyone been able to masturbate and finish four times in one day?
I have, but only because I'm counting a day as 24 hours with time starting as soon as the first session begins.
Look at me, detailing technicalities on a masturbation race.


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It's not that I don't believe you, but has anyone ever produced measurable studies?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Has anyone been able to masturbate and finish four times in one day?
I have, but only because I'm counting a day as 24 hours with time starting as soon as the first session begins.
Look at me, detailing technicalities on a masturbation race.


Yup, not that hard at all. I may have even done five once, I don't really keep track.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Why would you want to?

I imagine after the first time, the pleasure decreases each time

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Why would you want to?

I imagine after the first time, the pleasure decreases each time

Somewhat, but if you're bored and/or horny, it happens.

A lot.

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They're trying to turn their penis into a revolver.

Unfortunately few can muster the six shots to earn the title.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Some days, it's only once. Weekends, maybe twice. But, if I'm like, home alone ALL day, sometimes I get out 3, even 4. I think once it was five, over the course of the entire day. My dick just did not calm down.

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