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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:02 pm 
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D-Vid this reminds me of the time you said you had a dream of me watching you and Crisp geting it on.

I hardly have any sex dreams, theres to much else to do.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:05 pm 
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i don't have any apart from one which was really really boring and not even counted as anything rude

it was just we went to sex school for a day and needed to do questions on sheets that were practically biology "e.g. label this area" "what is this ___"
although there were some weird questions like "what is the position 69" "what is sodomy" "what constitutes a virgin"

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:39 pm 
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Just ignore them. Ignore the damage, it never happened. What saws? I can still move so therefore those saws don't exist.

Negate through apathy.


One time my brother woke me in the middle of the night because he was tired of me screaming in my sleep

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:41 pm 
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Tales wrote:
i don't have any apart from one which was really really boring and not even counted as anything rude

it was just we went to sex school for a day and needed to do questions on sheets that were practically biology "e.g. label this area" "what is this ___"
although there were some weird questions like "what is the position 69" "what is sodomy" "what constitutes a virgin"

your sex fantasies are very bureaucratic

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:56 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:57 pm 
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well shut up, obviously bureacy isn't like a fetish of mine

and spoony shush or your whole body will be hard
aka stiff aka DEAD

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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oh my god

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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and Spoony shush or your whole body will be hard
aka stiff aka DEAD

rofl to the max

I can't breath

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I cannot breath

Also this is the first boner I have gotten from this thread

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cafall, can you...

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Sign here

And here

and heeeeeeeeeHNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

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oh yeah bitch you like to highlight key sentences don't you girl

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:08 pm 
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hang on

sometimes it takes a bit to get the ink flowing

ps tales is adorable even when making death threats

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