AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's because of things like that that people make fun of you.
Granted but that doesn't change your way of dealing with people.

Yeah yeah disregard this part.

Granted, but kindness comes from the heart and some people need to relize it. (which will be in 50 years)

I wish I could fly.

Granted but they were made of wax and you fly to close to the sun they melt.
I wish i were a vampire.

Granted, but vampires don't existe so you have to wait for your dreams.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted. Put the pony is possed and eats you ALIVE!!!!

I wish I woulld get A's in school.

Granted, but once you get A's a giant ant will come and eat you alive.

I wish my friend would grant my wishes nicer.

Granted but this thread is supposed to be meant to screw up your wishes.
I wish i was the only person on the world.

Granted, but everything else would come with us so you don't have anything to live on.

I wish I was a Rockstar

GRANTED BUT YOU DIED OF A HEART ATTACK! HAHAHAHA!
I wish I could stay on the computer forever.

Granted, but it comes alive and eats you!
I wish i could be immortal and stay on the computer forever without eating anything or drinking anything!

Granted, but the Volturi's come and rip you into peices.

I wish I was indestrctible.

Seriously, you two stop, it's getting annoying.

Granted, but that don't makes you immortal and you die of natural cause.

I wish the next person posting isn't Alice.

Granted, it's me, being retarded.

I wish my lips weren't chapped.

Granted, but you get new chap stick that wroks awesome and it smells like isth.

I wish i were rich.

Granted, but it's rich as in rich chocolate cake. You are promptly consumed by a fat kid.

I wish that I could turn into animals and back at will.