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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:38 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:57 pm 
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I can't imagine blowjobs are fun fro the person giving them.

I don't think Dick can taste very good

You'd be wrong.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:00 am 
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betrippin wrote:
I can't imagine blowjobs are fun fro the person giving them.

I don't think Dick can taste very good

For the most part, it's just skin. I'm not expecting to taste like, bacon. (And if I did, that'd be concerning.)


You have no idea how fantastic it feels to be able to make a man gasp and moan and shake and turn him into utter putty in your hands with your own actions.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:04 am 
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That's why I can never understand why people say like "Oh daisies I just dried my balls with this side of the towel, better not use it." It's basically just skin. I mean, daisies are you that dirty or in capable of basic cleaning that taking a shower doesn't take away the sweat and uncleanliness of your body?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:08 am 
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who says that

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:10 am 
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I saw a bunch of my friends posting a picture of someone with a towel and a caption over it saying "Did I just dry my balls with this side?"

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:11 am 
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Some people don't like stuff that touched their balls to touch their face maybe?

Hair maybe?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:12 am 
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ain't gonna get my dick cooties all on my face

that would be the same as like

getting my dick on my face

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:12 am 
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You have no idea how fantastic it feels to be able to make a man gasp and moan and shake and turn him into utter putty in your hands with your own actions.

*cough* :oops:

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That's why I can never understand why people say like "Oh daisies I just dried my balls with this side of the towel, better not use it." It's basically just skin. I mean, daisies are you that dirty or in capable of basic cleaning that taking a shower doesn't take away the sweat and uncleanliness of your body?

Of course I'm clean, but that doesn't mean I feel like rubbing my balls with the towel and then going straight for the face afterward. I just dry downwards, head to toes.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:13 am 
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Gotta leave room for all the other dicks yeah

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Indirect teabagging.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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You have no idea how fantastic it feels to be able to make a man gasp and moan and shake and turn him into utter putty in your hands with your own actions.


The same goes the other way, really. Perhaps even more so.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:51 am 
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I can imagine enjoying giving a blowjob. Which is weird because for a long time I also believed it was a one way pleasure train. Different perspectives I guess.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Being in a sexual situation with another person, regardless of weather or not you're giving or receiving, can be pleasurable.

Even something like making out can be pleasurable, and that's not even genital contact.

There's a lot of feelings at play in sex, and the pleasure doesn't solely come in the form of genital stimulation.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:21 am 
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