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bagofnuts
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Granted. They last longer than the actual shoelace.
EDIT: I do believe they are called aglets. Me and my 10 year old couch potato times.

I wish more people fell down on my ice-skating escapades. It's simply far too funny.

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Granted, you get Dr. Andonuts.

If I could just have one lastt wish, I would like a tasty fish.
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Sounnikoura
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Granted. It's a whole pufferfish.

I wish to get a page get on every post.
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Granted, but they're all in Morse code, and when you decode that, it's in Latin, and when you decode that, your computer gets a virus. And all your posts are fart jokes.

I wish Richard Simmons would just go away.

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The Willow Witch
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Grated. He goes away but he takes you with him.

I wish everything thats coming out in 2010 would come out now.

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Zink
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Granted, but one of those things is a missile. Coming out of a silo. Heading towards you.

I wish that I would finally learn how to use that Flash program I have.
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Granted, but then it crashes and takes your entire computer with it.

I wish I could get over my squeamishness of gore in films.
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Granted. You now faр to it.

I wish I could break the The Law of Impenetrability, so I could place infinite things on my computer desk.


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Lolita
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Granted. Now you can never find anything.

I wish that I didn't get stomacheaches incredibly easily.

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Granted. Now you get headaches incredibly easily.
And explosive diarrhea.

I wish there were more hours in the day so I could sleep longer.
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The Idiotic Oracle
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But there are even MORE hours to the day dedicated to hard labor.


I wish Golden Sun DS was out in America already

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Alice
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Granted, but your the last to get it.
I wish my bird would stop bitting me.
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Celina101
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Granted, but he will eat you before he stops.



I wish my brother would go away.
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Sounnikoura
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Granted, but believe me he will come back.

I wish for more page gets


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Alice
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Granted. (no idea what it is so I can't mess it up)
I wish poeple on this forum and out in the real world would stop making fun of me.
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