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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:14 am 
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So that's why it hurt!

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Did it really take you that long to connect the dots of soap + privates = pain?

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Gryewolf
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I was never good at connect the dots.

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good lord this thread

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I've recently been masturbating A LOT. Sat on my couch in my room, and every time I got a boner I'd inevitably go for it. Somehow managed about 4-5 times yesterday. All before 10 am. Dunno if I just had hormones of what. This has never happened to me before.

Also, on a different note, last night, when I was leaving my friend's house, I got the "diarrhea is coming" rumbles. That's the most terrible 6th sense ever.

I was going to ask to use my friend's bathroom, but I was already in the car and I wasn't sure how bad it was going to be, so I chickened out.

I raced all the way home, in pain. It took 20 minutes. Got out, went inside, and dad decided to talk to me about stupid shit. Meanwhile I feel like I'm about to burst. After he's done talking about his bullshit, I ran to the bathroom, sat on the toilet, and...

Nothing.

I hate you colon.

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Kamak, watch out for those "Surprise Farts"
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Kamak
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Luckily I don't generally fart outside of the bathroom (It really just doesn't do anything unless I'm forcing it out), except maybe 4-5 days of the year when my bowels are possessed by some manner of swamp monster.

People flee in terror on those days.

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Trygve
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The past month I've been

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Gryewolf
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Ugh same here.
My winkerwanker just wont stay down.

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Did you at least have someone to work it off?

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I'm sure he's very HANDsome, Trygve.

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I can't imagine blowjobs are fun fro the person giving them.

I don't think Dick can taste very good

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