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creakyAccordion
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:29 pm 
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Oh yeah I forgot the other part

so I came in the dream but I guess I didn't IRL so when I woke up I was really confused as to why I had a boner because I thought I had fapped

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it was completely disgusting.

Then why do I have a boner

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Because you are completely disgusting.

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God the way she pulled it back it was like a tit pompadour

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I think tonight is one of those "masturbate a shitload of times while you think about how lonely you are" nights

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You can do that?
I usually flop after those sorts of thought.
If I force myself to keep going, it ends up going on for so long, and I make a fucking mess, and it doesn't feel worth the effort.

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Lacy things are indeed very, very sexy on women.

On guys though...

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Your avatar did not go well with that.


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Masturbating in the shower: Good or bad?

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It depends. I don't like it because it wastes water.

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I don't mind SBD's. I can deal with those just fine and no one hangs around my room enough to tell.

But body, when someone is walking by that is not the time to charge up a minute-long trumpet blast.

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Masturbating in the shower: Good or bad?



I seem to take longer in the "jerking it" department in the shower

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Water tends to reduce sensation, in my experience. It's fun with a partner, not so much solo.

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Your avatar did not go well with that.


So
Masturbating in the shower: Good or bad?


if you, dont use shampoo or conditioner as a lube for your dick, cause by god it burns like a fucker if it gets down inside your dick. i had to force myself to pee just to stop the pain

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