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Granted, but the reason it is more exiting is because everyone in your hometown was killed. Including you.

I wish I had some sort of sword.
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Granted. It's dull. And so are you.

I wish my penis were 3 inches larger.
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Granted. Now no woman wants to do you.

I wish that I knew what my cat was thinking.

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Granted, he catches on and kills you.

I wish I had a real Sticky launcher.
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SBKT wrote:
Granted, he catches on and kills you.

I wish I had a real Sticky launcher.

Didn't we already cover this with your Penis wish?

Well, now it's on fire. Because everything is cooler when it's on fire.

And when I say "on fire", I mean because you now have a urinary tract infection and it itches like a mofo.

I wish I had a winning lottery ticket worth about $50,000 USD...that legally belonged to me. Ha! Take that!


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Granted Obama now passes such heavy taxes on Lottery companies that taxes takes away 499,999 of your cheddar.

I wish that the cake wasn't a lie.
(Oh god I have broken reality!)
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SBKT
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Granted, GladOS kills you anyways.

I wish you got the hidden reference (It was about Team Fortress 2. Sticky GRENADES.)
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He does, but you forget it completely.

I wish I had $100
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Granted but its all in pennies and you are kicked out of every bank for trying to change them in.

I wish that I didn't have heartburn anymore.
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Granted. Enjoy your immediate vacation to Alaska in your skivvies; you now have a frostbitten heart.

I wish I had a 'Bonk'. Scout makes it sound so tasty...

SBKT wrote:
I wish you got the hidden reference (It was about Team Fortress 2. Sticky GRENADES.)
To be fair, I got the reference. Just felt like averting it.
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granted, but right b4 you drink it a sniper shoots you in the head

i wish valve would stop fucking up tf2

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granted, but right b4 you drink it a sniper shoots you in the head

i wish valve would stop fucking up tf2
:o . . . :) . . . :? . . . what?

Sorry for the blatant Off-Topic post, but... this honestly has me confused. I don't see a single thing truly wrong with TF2, let alone something that's changed recently...
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iamthelordhitman wrote:
granted, but right b4 you drink it a sniper shoots you in the head

i wish valve would stop fucking up tf2


Granted it is taken over by some 87th rate game company and they kill it.

I wish that the emoticons would have a war right now for my amusement.
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Granted but you are the first casulty.

I wish your wishes would stop sucking.

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Granted, his wishes become so complex that you can't ruin them because you don't even understand them.

I wish the plastic tip of shoelaces would last more.

OH THE THRILL OF GETTING A PAGE GET OH THE THRILLL.


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