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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:29 pm 
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Not if it rains hard enough they don't. I love how you immediately jumped to the most homosexual conclusion btw :D


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Ahaha, shut up Syobon! It's just that like... it's never really happened to me before in living memory? I guess in Britain it doesn't rain as much - or I don't go sitting in puddles, lol.

anyway TMI: people who can dance confidently are hotter than those who just sit down being miserable, imo. Like, i can't dance for toffee but i try my best at parties ahaha. Also you don't really need to be good looking but attractive (yes there is a difference)

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I find that so much porn has given me unrealistic expectations for potential partners. Mainly because I look at drawn porn (bara) and reading porn. However I have been counteracting that in my own mind and finding even normal looking people to be incredible sexy.

Besides that I don't think too much porn has had any effect on me.
Though my fear of intimacy, rapid mood swings, inner depression, and inability to express my self to others in a consistent manner are mainly due to my mom, sisters, and my schooling.


On the sex education part of these conversations. I found that my catholic schooling did a better job teaching me sexual education then my public high schooling did. High school just ignored it all together and gave a quick "Here are the body parts" explanation. Catholic schooling in middle school taught us all the body parts and encouraged us not to do it until we were married and encouraged us to make responsible decisions.

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I've never really gotten into porn. Something about seeing two people who are acting having fake sex for cheddar just turns me off.

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yeah sometimes i think like
"do their parents know? what do they think? do they enjoy their job? do they have children?"

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There's always hentai, which is a very different alternative

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Porn might mess you up, hentai will mess you up.

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Kalekemo wrote:
I've never really gotten into porn. Something about seeing two people who are acting having fake sex for cheddar just turns me off.


There's always amateur porn, although it's hard to find good non-fake amateur porn.


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I want to fap but my sister has decided closing doors is for faggots, and her room opens into mine because fuck reasonable floor plans.
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Do it in the shower?

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Then shut it? If she asks why tell her that her girl smell is too strong for you for now?

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Thats honestly pretty weird.

Like, what the hell.

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I didn't click the link, but I know what it is.

I actually really like those. Not enough to pay for them, but I've seen several of them and I find it fascinating.

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It's easy enough to find them for free.

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