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IQ is a shitty measurement for intelligence anyway.

i am transintroversexual so you all have to refer to me as intnir

I didn't say otherwise. It's all just correlations. There's something else that can cause both and so you see both together more often than not.

Another correlation: Most Blonde people have more hair than black haired people, but most black haired people have thicker hair than blondes.

FUN FACT:
If a female ferret goes into heat but can’t get any sex, she will die

Does her uterus contain a self-destruct or something?

I dunno, probably

Furret used attract
Furret used selfdestruct

Clyve, that is awesome.

Quaking Aspen trees consist of an underground root system spreading and growing multiple genetically identical trees. Because of their genetic relationship, most experts consider the trees and root system to be one massive organism. Though there is plenty of debate, a colony of Quaking Aspen in Utah is currently considered to be both the single heaviest and oldest organism in the world. It covers 106 acres, weighs approximately 6,600 tons, and is believed to be 80,000 years old.

I thought the largest thing was that gigantic mushroom.

They must battle to decide.

That mushroom colony is genetically identical, but is made of many separate individuals. All of these trees are connected by the root system, making it one enormous individual.

Nono this mushroom isn't just spores. They all grow in clusters over an entire forest, but they are connected underground, same as the trees I guess.

The wikipedia page for Largest Organisms says the title of Largest is contested on both sides, due to the trees possibly being separate clusters, and same for the 'shrooms. Entirely possible the roots/mycelia aren't connected underground.

94% of facts on Snapple caps are true.

I read that on a Snapple cap.

When Pokemon was criticized for being pro-evolution by Christian groups, the Vatican defended it.

I evolution in pokemon is more like the the actual pokemon growing up more than anything.