AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted. This leads to their overthrowing of straight people. People who aren't at least bi are murdered in cold blood by the new GLBTerminators.

I wish I lived in Texas.

Granted but you now live in Houston Texas, the fattest city in the world.

I wish my WoW character was alot stronger.

Granted, it becomes more of a Mormon in unseen and unimaginable ways.

I wish that I could actually play M2TW.

And fuck you, I'm not explaining to you what that is so suck it up.

Granted, but now you are the only one in the world who knows of and plays that game. You are alone in the world... and you are sad...
Should Fooflyer commit suicide? y/n?

I wish I could draw very well.

Spanish is my first lenguage.

anyways


Granted, you draw so well that you grow narcissistic tendencies. You start 3 webcomics, but noone reads them because you're an arrogant dumbass.


I wish I had a Teleport cannon just like in Gunbound
lol noone gonna's understand what i asked for

Well, like I knew that!

Granted. A teleportation goes wrong, and you are now stuck with only half a body.

Granted, but you die.

I wish people would stop forgetting to make a wish.

Granted, but now they forget how to corrupt wishes.

I wish someone would make my Adventure game progress. Even a little LOOK AROUND would be great.

Granted. The game developers fix the game up so much that the enemies are nigh impossible to defeat.

I wish I knew what the hell was wrong with my keyboard.

Granted. You now know that there are man-eating termites living inside it.


I wish I would stop accidentally hitting the forum index link when I want to hit the post reply button.

Granted, but now none of the buttons work.

I wish I didn't have bad allergies but was still alive.

Granted. But since you now have no allergies to any materials now, mad scientists preform experinents on you that involve sharp objects. They then use their findings to destroy the world.

I wish I was a cat. ^^

Granted, you spend half of your time licking your fur (and your hair falls off), nobody pays attention to you, you have to yell at them to feed you (and sometimes they will ignore you), you have to shit in a sand box and bury your own shit, and then everybody tries to make up saying how cute you are for 12 seconds.


I wish to be less hungry once again.

Granted. But you are now so full, your innards burst through your abdomen and onto the floor.


I wish I had more popcorn.

Granted. Now put on this Cop hat and start stripping down... Oh wait you said popcorn not copporn. Oh...


I wish that I could have another day to not do anything.