AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm pushing for glass and water droplets to have the monopoly

:I

Speaking of...

That's not a monopoly, you're just hording gay factories.

@Tosh quote, I love all of his gay related stand-up. It's just so funny to me.

Tosh may be incredibly offensive at times, but daisies he has some major confidence and self-esteem to 1) get naked so much on television and 2) do the crazy things he does like juice a pineapple with his thighs.

being a pre-everything gay ftm is hard man i do not look like a dude at all

life is hard :(

as of late i get public erections WAY too often

Boners in jeans aren't THAT bad.

I mean it's not like your wardrobe is just gym shorts and skimpy underwear

...right?

it's kind of a proximity-based thing, the amount of clothes i wear is proportional to distance from you

gym shorts would be if you were in seattle, and skimpy underwear would be... maybe richmond?

WHOA WHOA WHOA.
ARE YOU SAYING
JUST BEAR WITH ME HERE
ARE THESE EXAMPLE LOCATIONS
THOSE PLACES YOU SAID
ARE THEY IMPLYING
THAT YOU
REUBO
MIGHT LIVE
YOU KNOW, RESIDE IN AT LEAST A SEMI-PERMANENT FASHION
IN WASHINGTON?


Seriously, I thought you were in Canadia. And the opposite coast of the great white north at that.

I wear jeans that are lose around the legs, but tight around the waist so I don't need a belt.

Erections are horridly visible.

also very painful

not quite! i live in vancouver. so canada, but still on the pacific coast

richmond is a city in B.C. directly to the south of vancouver

Oh. Haha, There's a city called Richmond in Washington also, so you see the confusion. Actually, I"ve noticed that BC and Washington have several duplicate city names.

yeah! to be fair there are lots of places called richmond. but washington has a vancouver as well (TRIPPY)

any others?

So, lets so I was like in Argentina

would that be a snow suit?

and uhhh Geremany would be like three snow suits?

I have the hugest zit on my booty.
If it pops, I will need a towel to clean it up.