AWKWARD ZOMBIE

*Appears from the darkness with a shovel and a body bag*
*Taps Bacon on the shoulder*
*Whacks Bacon in the face with shovel*
*Puts Bacon in a body bag*
*Rolls Bacon down the hill*

MY HILL.

(If I were to make a new thread, would people not destroy it for others?)

daisies you all to hill and back.

Nobody ever took me off the hill, so uh, yeah.

Still my hill.

I didn't even want the hill, what was the point of killing me? *sigh* Get the dump truck back to the rental agency by 5 or my survivors won't get their deposit back.

But Flicky, Bacon peed on the hill and declared it his...

Anyway, I purchase 6 vicious dogs to attack Flicky. I also put 'BEWARE OF DOGS' signs up everywhere and then claim...

MY HILL.

Blood.

Everywhere I look, it's more of the daisies stuff.

Blood, blood, blood.

This daisies hill has caused so many death, so many tragedies. Good men have died, and for what? A pile of dirt and gravel. We were given our mission, and we knew the death chance was high. We knew that most of us wouldn't come back that day. We knew that there was blood on every inch of that dirt, from better men than us. We knew all of this.

We didn't expect it to be as bad as it was.

Bombshells from every angle at all times, not a single man alive wasn't deaf for a month. Enough lead was dropped there to make three more hills. And the blood. So much blood. As the 511th squadron of Xeadra's personal army made it to the top of the hill, what we saw on the other side was enough to make half the group consider heresy. We all swore to never mention it, not to anyone. Not even to ourselves.

As what remained of the group managed to get to the top, we laid out the flag of Xeadra Akavari, Angel of the Battlefield. It was thanks to her mercy that any of us made it. Pulling up the flag, we all shouted at the top of our lungs,

"OUR HILL!"

*Pulls out rule book*
The rule book states that the hill can only be taken over by a member of this forum. The hill you claimed was claimed under "ours", thus breaking the rule of singular ruleing and forfeiting you of the hill and returned to the original owner, me.

MY HILL.

*builds a bigger hill next to the original hill and markets it as cheaper and better quality*

I sue the current occupant of the hill for not only violent crimes against humanity, but failure to submit any form of hill ownership license. I become sole occupant of the hill under the contract of my License to Hill.

Hires an assassin to "take out" Need_Runes4, but the assassin completely misunderstood and took Need_Runes4 to a restaurant. Takes over the hill while Need_Runes4 is gone and forges a license to the hill for myself, while destroying Runes' license.

MY HILL.

I blow ShadowGuy up with propane

My hill, I tell you hwhat

In 6-8 weeks, I return, and sue creaky for the hill.

I hit the "Continue button" and walk all the way up to the top of the hill to see Runes. Runes was completely caught off guard to see me yet again, and forgot about the 6 vicious dogs that were still there from when Flicky took over. The dogs chased Runes to the bottom and came back to the top to help protect the hill as I continue my reign as king of the hill.

MY HILL.
(My death total: 2)

I take a huge pile of coal and put heavy pressure on it, turning it into diamonds.

I drop the diamond hill on top of the dirt hill, crushing everyone under it.

MY FABULOUS HILL

I used a max revive on myself as I created a tunnel system leading out to the side of the hill using my Dugtrio, then returned Dugtrio to it's pokeball. I then threw out my Dragonite, which flew me to the top and used Earthquake on the hill. Everyone on the hill was sent flying off, as Dragonite landed on the hill to let me remain king of the hill.

MY HILL.
(Death Total: 3)