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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:21 pm 
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Ugh, I envy you. Part of the reason I haven't gone for a full physical in like, never is because the mere idea of a prostate exam makes me feel completely and utterly violated.

err, prostate exams aren't a regular part of one's examination till around middle-age, excluding any variables such as family history of cancer and such

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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prostate exams would be horribly awkward for me for completely different reasons

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THE JOKE IS HE GETS A BONER

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Quite possibly the best signature possible for that post

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the joke is that i'll feel like i've cheated on you and i go into a corner sobbing to myself that i had the audacity to allow another man to enter me and that i've fucked up everything and then i melt into a puddle of pure guilt and soak into the rug never to be seen again

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while

while his hand is still in your butt?

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Mine or the doctors?

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having your hand in my butt doesnt make me feel guilty at ALL

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my friend told me to do a google image search of "dieux" and i've been unable to stop staring at black & white photos of naked men for the past 15 minutes

help

edit: oh jeez why'd i have to get a page get with this sjhdsjgjfsdfs

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i am glad this is information you have shared with us

in related news, help i'm so gay

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being gay is awesome you should be glad

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We get really great benefits

Like, sassy come backs and refraction's of light

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excellent color co-ordination

i have a fully functional hue-saturation-value wheel in my brain and i'm not afraid to use it

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Gays don't have a monopoly on rainbows. I'm pushing for more support of PANK Floyd's claim to light refraction.

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It's like an RGB orgy up in this bitch

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