AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Poor diet, I'm sure.

I don't know what was wrong with last night's spaghetti, but DAMN.

Speaking of dinner hating your guts, quite bodaciously, I finished off a box of Lo-Mein for dinner last night.
My farts smell like sulfur. And I don't mean they smell bad, I mean that I actually took a detour to the chemistry hall so nobody would find the odor suspicious.

And then the bunsen burners exploded.

For my senior prank I'm going to do nothing but eat Lo-Mein and leave empty bottles of sulfur whateveride everywhere.

THAT REMINDS ME. The senior prank for my senior year (or maybe I was a junior.) was putting blow up sex dolls in the courtyard up in the trees and around the ground or sitting at the tables. THEY WERE EVERYWHERE AND WE ALL GOT TO EAT IN THE CAFETERIA WHILE LOOKING AT THEM.

It was pretty hilarious and fantastic. No one knows who did it and the staff was obviously pretty rustled.

Holy shit that's awesome

Cue camera footage of that one guy who pulled out his dick smuggling one away in his backpack.

For my senior prank we made a big pyramid of tables in the cafeteria and tied up two dolls in chairs at the very top. They were labeled with the names of the principal and vice principal.

I think we also had one with the name of our English teacher hanging around somewhere.

I think we just let a chicken or two loose in the school


Pretty fuckin boring

For my senior prank we set up a beach in the front circle area in front of the high school, complete with music, volleyball, frisbees, food and soda, and even baby pools and sand.

On the topic of TMI, this isn't so bad but more of a personal care kinda thing, but trimming eyebrows is just ugghh. I don't do it often but I tried trimming them the other day with this little shaver thing my mom has, but the thing slipped and took off a big chunk of my eyebrow with it. Bought an eyebrow pencil at the last minute to fill in the gap

I trim my pubic hair

sometimes it seems like a hassle, and I would rather shave, but I did that once and it was awful.

I looked like I was really young and oh my god it itched

I trim down below as well, but only when it really starts to bother me

I've never actually shaved simply because I don't feel it's really necessary, although my friend claims it's a lot "cleaner", especially when your period comes around. Don't like the idea of the itch though

i trim down there as well
because really
bushy forests are just unsanitary

I haven't NEEDED to take any hair off mah diiiiiiccck for a while

so due to the nature of being a lazy fuck I haven't

also what with my body hair growing stupidly incredibly fast it became a forest in like three days

The more you shave your pubes, the less itchy they get over time!