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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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My closest female friend told me yesterday how when she's in her dorm at college, she tends to game naked...


I can't get the image out of my head hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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Kalekemo
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Doesn't help that I've had a major crush on her since the 8th grade, lol

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Gryewolf wrote:
Obviously the sales person is going to fantasize about you in them.


Want to know the kicker? I work in a clothes store, that's my job. I know salespeople don't give a daisies but I'm still too anxious to do it myself.

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Kalekemo
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Your job is to fantasize about them in their underwear?

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Buy one from yourself while you're working?

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Kalekemo wrote:
My closest female friend told me yesterday how when she's in her dorm at college, she tends to game naked...

The first image in my head was a 100kg gamurrrr grrrll

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Kalekemo
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lolno, she's pretty attractive

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Gryewolf
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Ask if you could join her for some naked gaming then?

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Yeah that's not creepy at all.
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Ask if you could join her for some naked gaming then?

asking is for beta faggots you gotta be the alpha dog and just show up naked at her place

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