AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted. But you have to install them yourself.


I wish my keyboard had more characters.


Yay! My first page get! 8D

Granted. Now it has 30 times the characters it had before, but it's also 1/30th of useful.

I wish people would stop uploading 13 gigas of lesbians saying it's Sims 2+expansions.

People stop uploading it, but then it becomes a SIMS 3 EXPANSION: LESBIAN STUFF

Granted, but you die.

I wish for Fred to die horribly and brutally.

Granted, he dies by a bomb that blows off the lower half of his body, he dies from blood loss after rats crawl into his body and eat him from the inside.

However, your loved ones share the same fate and you continue your life without love in fear of anyone getting close to you will die.

I wish for L4D not being a total waste of my cheddar.

Granted. A real life zombie apocalypse happens (again) and the game is the only thing that can prepare you for the coming onslaught.



I wish I had more time.

I need to stop doing this I am so sorry.

I wish Sims weren't so socially challenged.

Granted, now it is a game about who got the largest penis.

I wish I was not bored.

Granted. Your not bored because rats are eating your eyes out.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted. You are terminilly ill.

I wish TF2 would stop lagging.

Granted, it moves way too fast now and it's unplayable.

I wish duhrdotcom and other people to whom I sent PMs would actually notice that they received them.

Granted. The PM icon is now half a page big, scrolls down with the page and flashes green when you don't have PM's and red when you do. Congratulations on your epilepsy and fast PM answering!





I wish for a working spanish Speech-to-text.

Granted. You are now more of an American because you wouldn't just learn Spanish.

I wish that my laptop didn't get so freaking hot.

Granted. You use liquid nitrogen to cool it down and now its
permanently frozen.

I wish I had more video games.

Granted. You play them so much, you turn into a basement dweller, living the rest of your years in your mom's house.

I wish Gays, Lesbians, Transgenders, and Bisexuals were more widely accepted.

I wonder how that will be corrupted?