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Chopstix
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Is that where you rub your dick against my adam's apple?

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Shad
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It's the one where I come with new white, shiny things and everyone think something will be different every time.
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Tales
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Circumcised, no scarring... two colored? Shaft is one color, head is another.

And as for dryness, I mean I don't really pay attention enough to notice dicksweat, but I am glad that I don't grow cheese on it like you apparently do. :psyduck:


it doesn't really grow more... accumulates? I've never had a problem with it personally myself, but that's what i've heard from like sex ed and stuff. You don't need to focus cleaning it like it's a car or something, you just go shower.

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Nancymaker
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Yeah I can't say I've ever had a problem with it either. Never even noticed it.

Also grats on the exploring-your-sexuality thing Kira. I know when I finally came out it was pretty satisfying, like a weight was lifted off of my shoulders almost.

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clone me is probs a lesbian so we're both barking up the wrong vagina

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Shad
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Lilly's route has as more sex scenes than Rin's and Hanako's. They're really sweet, though, even if a bit strangey. They still retain that feel of intimacy.

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Mr. Mander
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EXHAUSTIVE RESEARCH

WHO DO I STICK MY PENIS INTO THE MOST

FOR SCIENCE

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Sollix
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I have the worst gas tonight oh my god. this is just gross.

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Today i learned that you can unclog a toilet clogged up by a nasty mix of shit, piss and toilet paper with the help of soap and some hot water.
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Crawfish
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Kira I knew you were too pretty to be straight.

Anyways.

uncircumsized dicks look like D&D monsters

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Nancymaker
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Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in the minority for not having had my wang mutilated as an infant.

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Madican
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mu·ti·late (mytl-t)
tr.v. mu·ti·lat·ed, mu·ti·lat·ing, mu·ti·lates
1. To deprive of a limb or an essential part; cripple.
2. To disfigure by damaging irreparably: mutilate a statue. See Synonyms at batter1.
3. To make imperfect by excising or altering parts.


Getting very tired of people who try using this word without knowing the definition. Especially in this particular context.

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Dr. Glocktor
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Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in the minority for not having had my wang mutilated as an infant.

Because people in America love unnecessary surgeries.

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That sounds distressingly erotic

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Avengifier
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How does that not fit the third definition? If the foreskin is cut off, i.e. "excised", it seeeeems like the penis is being mutilated.

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