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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:38 pm 
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What is shmegma?

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WHo doesn't love Shmegma? It's like cheese on a dick.
Dick cheese.

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Syobon
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The white stuff on your dick.
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Gryewolf
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You shouldn't have white stuff on your dick, by the way.

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Syobon
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In the sense that you should, but you need to clean it off.
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Circumcised people needn't worry about it apparently.

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everyone should try to keep their dick clean anyway

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True enough, smelly dick is the worst.
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Gryewolf
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I keep mine clean as can be.
I don't want stinky ball smell on my hand if I need to scratch.

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Circumcised dicks are dry, two-coloured, and have a big scar, unless they were circumcised when they were just born and their healing was perfect.
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I always thought you got circumcised when you were born.

I guess I say that because I was.

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I hear most doctors do it unless the parents say otherwise.

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Though, uncircumcised fascinates me so much. Like the penis has a turtle neck.

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Circumcised, no scarring... two colored? Shaft is one color, head is another.

And as for dryness, I mean I don't really pay attention enough to notice dicksweat, but I am glad that I don't grow cheese on it like you apparently do. :psyduck:

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Though, uncircumcised fascinates me so much. Like the penis has a turtle neck.


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