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Kira
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:25 pm 
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I am guy for people who dont know.
Gave my first blow job today. I pretty much loved it.
So yeah I guess Im officially into guys now.
A year or so ago I would've hated myself for fapping let alone giving some head.

Disregard mormonism, acquire gay sex.


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Kira
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we had cake after
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oral sex and then cake? that guy's a keeper. cake is awesome.

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the boy i was talking about before (who said he had a 9 inch knob) said dick tastes like coffee
of course i don't believe him, but yeah, cake's cool

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dick tastes like dick

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What the fuck kind of coffee does he drink.

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The kind that tastes like dick.

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The kind that tastes like dick.

that's what we said!

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Seems I'm not the only one who's drinks have been soiled by the dasdardly dick dipper.

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oral sex and then cake? that guy's a keeper. cake is awesome.

Please I made the cake and he was just laying there on his booty.

and dick tastes plain with a subtle taste of dick.also smegma
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um, maybe he should clean himself a bit more then?

also if you made the cake then i'd say you are more of the keeper, ahah

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ew smegma

tell him to clean his dick

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WHo doesn't love Shmegma? It's like cheese on a dick.
Dick cheese.

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No there was none.
Just gotta look out for that shit.
He keeps himself clean, mostly.

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WHo doesn't love Shmegma? It's like cheese on a dick.
Dick cheese.

I gagged.
And I dont gag easy.


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