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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:09 am 
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Twilight was rejected for publication 14 times

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 Post subject: Re: Fun Facts/Useless Trivia
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:11 am 
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I wonder what changed that 14th time so that the publisher decided to actually publish it.

"Oh so now the werewolf falls in love with the child? You are definitely on to something here!"

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 Post subject: Re: Fun Facts/Useless Trivia
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:15 am 
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More like, "Holy fuck you didn't get the hint the last thirteen times?! Fuck, FINE, I'll publish it, just GO AWAY."

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Fun Facts/Useless Trivia
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I remember hearing that Harry Potter got turned down a bunch of times too and when it was finally published everyone told JK Rowling it would never sell

Several million dollars later...

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 Post subject: Re: Fun Facts/Useless Trivia
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Many books get turned down at first. But not many get turned down 14 times and still get published.

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 Post subject: Re: Fun Facts/Useless Trivia
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Evil Dead 2/Army of Darkness/The one where he cuts his arm off was postponed for several weeks because the local supermarket ran out of karo syrup, the main ingredient in their gore.

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 Post subject: Re: Fun Facts/Useless Trivia
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When orcas travel together they breathe in unison

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 Post subject: Re: Fun Facts/Useless Trivia
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When orcas travel together they breathe in unison

Unless you mean they surface simultaneously, how would they fucking breathe underwater?

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 Post subject: Re: Fun Facts/Useless Trivia
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Yes, they breach together.
There are sections of the Atacama desert which have not received rain in recorded history.

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 Post subject: Re: Fun Facts/Useless Trivia
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I have no funny facts.

That's your fact for the day.

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Sad Fact:
The man who starred in "The Crow" was Brandon Lee, Bruce Lee's son. He died during filming.

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I take it y'all know a group of crows is known as a murder, but did you know:
A group of rays is a Fleet?
A herd of rhinos is a Crash?
A group of crocs is a Bask?
A group of vultures is a Wake?

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Also, a group of ravens is an unkindness.

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DID YOU KNOW THAT:
There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.


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