AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Dammit Snarf, no.
I can't fap while poots are in the air.

You're resistance only makes me harder.

You'll deflate once you get a whiff.

whats going on guys

guys...?

Yeah I usually deflate if that happens.
Usually if my farts smell really bad I have a stomach ache, and it's hard to fap with a stomachache ache, ya know?

oh my god i know exactly what you're talking about

i mean... i've heard about it...... from... other people.

Fapping while having diarrhea...
Challenge accepted

Constipated?
Fap on toilet to pass the time.

Stop touching my bitch, Grye.

if someone farted during sex i think i'd be kind of disgusted
i don't even want to think about it (although i imagine it might happen in the future)

/co/ i gotta fart superbad

My balls will not stop sticking to my leg.
I'm in school so I can't just reach down and pull them apart, I have to discreetly shuffle myself so as to dislodge them from my leg.

My skin always acts up a bit when I'm on my period but this time it's gone mad and I've broken out in so many spots. Guh.

I think the fact my skin's been really dry lately for some reason isn't helping much. My nose is almost always flaky regardless of the moisturiser I've been putting on it. :T

I know that feeling. The chairs in my school are really squeaky, which doesn't exactly make it easier.

I think it should be mandatory for everyone to take a lecture about the g-spot. People who don't know about it are seriously missing out.