AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I can't wear form fitting boxers or underwear. First off I walk around the house in my underwear and I don't think I'd be comfortable with my niece seeing anything that'd scar her poor little brain. That and for some reason they make my penis really itchy and uncomfortable> I always end up catching it or readjusting it and it just ends up boneafying. I wear baggy boxers, but not the ones with the buttons on the fly are. With those, almost without fail. My penis will find the gap and pop out to great the world.

Rule of the day, kids: Don't fap when you have a headache. It just makes you feel godawful. Having the screen off to my right so I had to turn my head to see it didn't help either. I feel like I'm going to be ill.

I think someone gave the same exact advice in this thread a while back.

Boxers look so comfy. I kinda wanna get some, but I usually wear short skirts or tight jeans. Not the best combination for them, probably. Plus my dad would go wtf when he found them in the washing machine, given I'm the only other person in the house. I do have a few pairs of guys' sweats lying around for lazy days, but that's kinda different.

Unrelated, I found out two days ago I have a huge thing for military uniforms. This is sort of bad news, because Tuxedo Mask's gone into the Navy and every time I see him he's wearing the uniform. It feels like I shouldn't like it, to be honest.

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

i am way too much of a sucker for dudes with big soft bellies and a bunch of body hair

No baby please, I can change.

i can still see your ribs

keep eating fatty

I thought that thing on your tumblr was ironic

guess not

is it that i seem like the kind of person who would reblog that for the sake of irony, or do you hate fat people so much that the idea of someone being legitimately attracted to them doesn't even enter your head :,(

Reubo, I know that feel bro.

This suddenly became highly relevant

sup dudes

bara is just big men in general, i think. there's a website with a lot of bara, which i can't link because oops porn, there's muscle bara but also fat+muscle bara

bara is really great just by they way

Bara is a cool time. I don't really seek it out but if I find it I enjoy it.

I don't like Bara because I'm a bad gay person

I forgive you for your transgressions against the Great Homosexual Order of Fabulous Men