AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I like just regular panties. Skimpy things are not very attractive to me. I actually sort of like the ones that cover more. Sexy-trying never works with me, just being all plain and natural looking is way more hot.

i have a pair of Nintendo Wii boxers and a pair of of boxers with THE FLASH: FASTEST MAN ALIVE all over it. They are my favorite.

I would absolutely love a pair a boxers with the Beholder on them.

the right ladies
my dick is the FLASH logo
best placement
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etc

I think I've already said this but I like panties more than what's (usually) under them, but only if there actually is something under them.
Such odd, specific tastes.

Peeing with a boner is hard.

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Hnnngggg


I want superhero briefs :c

ooh dark ooh

dark is the sexiest ever

Pff~ the Flash~

Now my Batman briefs, they're like a utility belt for my family jewels. Sometimes I feel I should just wear them over my regular pants/no pants at all, just to share the awesome

We have a wide selection in the Apparel part of the grocery store I work at.
I pass them every day at work, because the employee exit/entrance is in that area.

in case you need your bat-boner on the job

I would think that putting anything speed-related in proximity to your junk would be sending the wrong kind of message you'd want.

I woke up horrified after dreaming that I was making out with a really old woman.

80 or so.

So fucking slimy asfasgasdad

I like wearing the form fitting type of boxers because it keeps my penis from waving around in me pants. I like proper support.