AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I used to keep one in my car, but I've just given up. I get kidnapped by my friends on impulse so often, I've just gotten used to it. The worst was the night hike barefoot in my PJ's. They made fun of my sleeping shorts. Rude.

They seem to like poking fun at you that's for sure.
Why not just find a sports bra that you find comfortable and just wear it as opposed to a normal bra?

Because sports bras give you saggy-granny tiddies and just kinda squish them down. Plus they look dumb underneath normal shirts and blouses. And because i have hips I sort of need to make sure that I show that I have tiddies to ensure people don't think I'm just horribly pear-shaped.

And as for poking fun - you have no idea. All my best guy friends were in choir with me, and everyday they would either,
1. Get in a group of about 12 and pin me up against a wall yelling, "THE WALL!!!!"
2. Pick me up, run around with me, then deposit me in a trash can/recycle bin
3. Pick me up, spin, then throw me to one another before depositing me on the risers and dog-piling me.

Apparently my reactions are really amusing. I just sort of yell a lot.

So are you like....really small?

That's the thing - I'm nearly 5'11 and pretty athletic. I should be capable of defending myself, but I'm just really passive when it comes to direct confrontation. And being tackled.

You poor thing.
They sound like fun people to hang around with that's for sure!
Never a dull moment.

Me being immensely light and frail would incite my guy friends to toss me like a ball and run around carrying me. Or flip me over their shoulders, hold me upside down etc etc.
Dog piles and thrown into trash bins? I'm kinda pop flyin' it didn't get that excessive for me. ahaha I'm only 5'7 and while athletic, I'm pretty weak. I'd get clobbered rather easily.



Sports bras cause granny tiddies? Guuuuurl that's gravity's job. I'm pretty certain bras with added upper shoulder/torso exercises help keep your breasts perky and whatnot. Especially bras with added strength and protection like a sports bra.

I'm barely a B and I still get breasts pains if I'm doing intense amounts of exercise without a bra.

Yeah, I get beat up pretty easily. I'm taller than any of the guys in my dorm, but they all ganged up on me and locked me in a cardboard box in the common room. It was dark and small...

And as far as a nice sports bra goes - they're probably out there, but I have $8 to my name, and I need it to save up so that I can restore the brakes in my truck, cause they're about to fail any day now.

Ohhhh college, how you break me.

I hear sleeping with a bra on helps prevent saggy tiddies.

Sleeping with a bra is bad though. I's been linked to breast cancer, actually. And it's not like my tiddies are saggy (I'M NOT A GRANDMA, I SWEAR). They're just too heavy to be as perky as girls with B-cups. I'm a D or DD, afterall...

I sleep with one of my old training bras. I can't stand sleeping without a bra, feels weird. But normal bras are uncomfortable to sleep in too.

I know that feel. I nearly broke my bank account paying for next semester and barely had enough to cover transportation to and from work.


MAN I can't help but wonder if the majority of those guys had a thing for you, especially the pinning against the wall thing. I'd feel a bit uncomfortable about that. Worst I've ever gotten was a breast grab when I went to a DND game with a bunch of guy friends.


I elbow'd him in the gut. It was awesome.

Bras linked to Breast Cancer if worn in your sleep? That sounds a little far fetched to me. I'd like to hear an explanation behind that.
I stopped wearing bras a looooong time ago and wear tight fitting tank tops with built in support. They are the most COMFORTABLE support I've ever worn.

Oh really? I better let my friend know that later tonight then.
Also I didn't know you were a girl, Saint.


Yeah I agree with Yani. If I were a girl and had those curves, I really wouldn't like my guy friends being touchy feely like that.

How do you know I'm not a guy who wears a bra? ...
...no I'm a girl. Learn something new every day.

Well I'd assume a guy wouldn't care about the perkyness of his tiddies.