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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:25 pm 
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By "rape himself" I meant "Chris would pretend that his fake troll persona, Junior Jenkins, was raping him off-camera in an attempt to con his trolls out of $4000".


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:02 am 
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That sounds familiar, but I can't find anything about it on the CWCki.

I just feel bad about Bob. Spending his last days being eaten alive by bugs.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:32 am 
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Okay, I cannot come up with any logical correlation between $4k, and Chris fake raping himself...

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:58 am 
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Atlas wrote:
Okay, I cannot come up with any logical correlation between $4k, and Chris fake raping himself...


It was probably some kind of bet, like how he thought he'd get $9,001 for destroying his PS3.

So he would probably be off camera, pretending not only that he was being raped, but that he was also his own rapist.

I can only imagine him trying to switch between "Junior Jenkins" and Chris.

So much potential.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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"Ohh, Junior-San~ No more~"

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:03 pm 
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Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:
That sounds familiar, but I can't find anything about it on the CWCki.

I just feel bad about Bob. Spending his last days being eaten alive by bugs.


I thought Bob died already...

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Akio wrote:
I thought Bob died already...


He did. Which is why I said I felt bad that bad that he spent his last days being eaten by bugs.

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Does it mention what kind of bugs it was? Beetles, coakroaches, spiders? Termites or ants, maybe? Whatever they were, I wonder if their presence made any difference to the house value...

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Does it mention what kind of bugs it was? Beetles, coakroaches, spiders? Termites or ants, maybe? Whatever they were, I wonder if their presence made any difference to the house value...


They'd have to try really hard to make it go any lower.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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FireflyYoshi wrote:
Does it mention what kind of bugs it was? Beetles, coakroaches, spiders? Termites or ants, maybe? Whatever they were, I wonder if their presence made any difference to the house value...

We can reasonably assume the presence of ants, spiders, roaches, and bedbugs. Possibly more.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:41 pm 
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Had a dream in last night. Chris moved into the empty house on my street. Then I trolled him. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Chris moving into your neighborhood to most us is would be utterly horrific. Trolls don't even want to be that close to him.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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I guess that makes sense. I wouldn't want to troll someone who could simply walk to my house and rage.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Kupti Tranamo wrote:
I guess that makes sense. I wouldn't want to troll someone who could simply walk to my house and rage.


Not that you wouldn't have to so much as ACT angry and he would be afraid of you.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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besides he would be hole'd up all day in his house

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