AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's doesn't have to be big and juicy, although it is quite prefered, but it has to go well with her body type. I don't want some twig with big tits and a nice booty. My friend for example, she's got a very nice booty, and it goes with her body type. She's very athletic, she's got muscles and she can flex to show them off and it's creepy as shit, but she keeps a nice slender figure. She doesn't have giant tits, nor does she need them, B's work really nice with her.
I want the body to look natural, I really hate seeing fake butts. Like two sexlicious bubbles protruding from the rear, instead of torpedos ready to launch from the tail of a submarine.

Agreed. For me it is mostly just an annoying process to relieve sexual frustration, I don't find much pleasure in it.

You don't feel any pleasure from it?

Ah, should've clarified, sorry. I do feel physical pleasure but the 2 seconds of pleasure aren't worth it at all in my opinion.

I feel small pleasure then it's just annoying in every way.

I get an orgasm but it lasts too short for me to appreciate masturbating in anyway.

So I only use it to relieve sexual tension than for my pleasure.

Oh. When I think curvy I think kinda chubby looking:



Like that

I'm an emo guy and my butt is fantastic (Without your crazy butt injection).

Quoting fail 3: Quote's Wrath.

errybody's failing bbcode

Hurr durrrrrrrr derpa herrrrp!

Wooooaaaah. Woah woah woah take that to PMs or skype please and thank you. My rippling abs want none of it.

Also stop being terrible at bbcodes.

Hey, easy with the sultry comments towards other members. You're probably joking but I'd rather be safe.

Relevant to last page: tiddies are annoying, honestly. I hide mine as much a possible. When I got my lingerie for this lingerie party I went to, everyone was like, "Wait what? You have tiddies?"

They get in the way, and I can't wear tight fitting clothes without feeling and looking horribly top heavy. If I had a choice I'd be flat and rail thin; my curves are annoying.

I honestly feel sorry for women with large breasts. I hear they have terrible back problems.
And I always thought tiddies were cumbersome. Jogging would be a pain with them bouncing around, and I bet it'd start to hurt after a while. Playing sports would probably bear the same issues.

You have no idea... I have to wear two sports bras to be able to run without being in pain. And when I used to play volleyball they'd get in the way so I couldn't pass properly. One time my guy friends made me play night frisbee with them on an impulse, and I had a normal bra on. I spent mot of the time running with my arms crossed. They thought it was hilarious. Jerks...

I'm sure it was hilarious to them, but that's because they don't have to put up with it.
Neither do I but that's not my point. If things like that happen often I'd suggest just having a sports bra handy at all times.