AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That was a bugger to read


AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

A seal-breaking piss is the first piss you take during a night of heavy drinking. It basically guarantees that you'll have to piss every 20 minutes from that point on

Fetishes that anime has given me:
-Catgirls
-Tomboys
-Brown-skinned girls

All of my HNNNNG

start off new year sharing fetishes with one of friends

but she's a girl so it was less pathetic

we just typed ours out at the same time

t'was pretty painless

Can't tell if have to puke


Or lactose intolerance acting up really bad

Burnt, are you me?

I acquired all my fetishes just last year. Feet, pantyhose, fishnets, upstanding member of society, femboys, traps, trannies, and stuff.

You sound like you've got most of them covered there Frankie.

Yeah. You know, common porn doesn't suffice me. Be it straight or gay. It has to have something transgressive. Something that will make a common person say WTF IS THAT.


But that's just me.

I wonder what it is about alcohol that makes you piss more - last night idk how many times i went the toilet. Also, I didn't feel that drunk last night, there was a buffet so idk if the food kinda absorbed some of the alcohol or if i just don't get drunk so easily

I know right, though brown-skinned girl in animu are just white girls with a palette swap and in no way similar to actual black women. I never really cared for black women save for a few exceptions
I like different skin colors in general, blue is especially great. See dark elves, draenei

I simply enjoy alcohol more when I don't take it in excess. I like to take my time and actually enjoy the taste of whatever it is I'm drinking. This is why I don't really drink any regular beers, usually the taste is too bland.

Remember, projectile vomit is not your friend.

I usually only drink alcohol that tastes good but last night I knocked back a disaster of a strawberry daiquiri. It was basically just rum with enough juice to colour it. I thought I was going to die.

Red rum, red rum, red rum...

What is it with black dudes and larger white guys/girls? I don't understand!