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Dr. K Sanesk
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:03 pm 
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I had Taco Bell for lunch and then spicy buffalo wings for dinner.
It was nice knowing you, digestive system.

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FatOldRobot
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And then Sanesk became a poorocket.
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Gryewolf
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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
I have a stomach virus, at least that's what I'm going with for now, and my poots smell horrible and my poops smell even worse.

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FatOldRobot
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And then the two poorockets earned 10 points from the judges for their beautiful, synchronized performance.
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Dr. K Sanesk
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Whose Shits Are These Anyway: the game where the bowel movements are made up and the points don't matter.

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Planning on hooking up with an old high school friend tonight.

He just recently revealed to me that he's into feet which I think is weird but I don't want to make him feel awkward or anything. I don't even know

I mean I just don't get why feet could possibly be attractive?

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Mete
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That's what I've been wondering. Legs yeah but feet?

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Gryewolf
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No matter how much I do it, it never goes away.

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Sometimes my period comes onto me like a masive tsunami of pain and blood.

I NEED MORE PAIN KILLERS I AM LITTURALLY IMOBILE FROM PAIN.

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Cold makes me want to shit my entire body out. Really. When I catch a cold breeze, I'm LIKE HMMNGNGN GOTTA RUN and I run with my legs together and my anus super clenched trying not to do anything disgusting before I get to the throne. Usually, though, I stop to get my reading material of the moment.
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So someone I know on another forum claims that she cybered with Norrin before he was with Katie

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Pffahahaha no way.

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Still having digestive issues. It's alright in that my stomach is not constantly aching, but I'm still having diarrhea.

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Gryewolf
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Woops red hot poops and shits again.

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There is no piss more satisfying than the drunken seal-breaking piss. God, that was a bugger to type.

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