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Chekt
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Oh man, oh man. This is awful. I have somewhere important to be, but I just released the shitting floodgates and I can't stop.

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Weren't you just complaining about having the runs but not being able to FIRE THE ORBITAL CANNON
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Chekt
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Yes. THEN IT HAPPENED MAN AND I CAN'T STOP IT

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I remembered leftover spinach lasagna that a made a few days ago in the fridge. Oh pop flyin' days. : D


Is that related in any way to your stomach problems.
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Chekt
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Errrr....

Probably. ._.

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Not really a TMI thing but I figured this was the best place to put it.


Women (and men with longer hair), you seriously need to start picking up the hair in the drain after you shower if you don't already do it D:

It's so gross having to pick the hair leftover from my mom and my sister, I just about gag every time

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Your avatar makes you seem really excited about it.
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Kalekemo wrote:
Not really a TMI thing but I figured this was the best place to put it.


Women (and men with longer hair), you seriously need to start picking up the hair in the drain after you shower if you don't already do it D:

It's so gross having to pick the hair leftover from my mom and my sister, I just about gag every time


Usually when I shower/bathe, I get my hair wet and pull loose strands of hair out and toss them into the trashcan. But I can't catch all of the hair, so some of it does wind up going down the drain...but I think the drain in my tub is different, because hair doesn't get visibly caught there.

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When I pull my hands through my hair in the shower, I end up with gloves made of hair. Every time. It's a wonder I have any left on my head.

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when i go the shower, none of my hair falls out

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When I pull my hands through my hair in the shower, I end up with gloves made of hair. Every time. It's a wonder I have any left on my head.

Same here. I don't know how I can lose so much hair and still have a full head.

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I just want to keep masturbating and not stop. I do not know why. I've done it, nearly 3-4 times over all of today.

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I just want to keep masturbating and not stop. I do not know why. I've done it, nearly 3-4 times over all of today.


I know that feel bro

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