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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 5:42 pm 
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I find that being naked is really comfortable. That's probably the point.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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ah well
to each their own

it just makes me look down and see all the flaws that clothes can hide

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I have problems with getting naked in front of others.

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When you go skinny dipping: Make sure everyone participates. It's not fun when there's a dozen clothed bystanders, with a camera.

Luckily it got stolen. :awesomeface:

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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i wouldn't mind being naked around some of my friends if it weren't for the fact that i'd probably get a boner from the wind or the feeling of being exposed or something

also once i was finishing swimming with a different group of (CONSIDERABLY LESS MATURE) friends and i was changing and they saw my dick (IT WAS FLACCID AND HAD BEEN IN COOL WATER FOR A FEW HOURS) and now they all think that my dick is really tiny u___u

IT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO GET AS BIG AS 6.5" ON OCCASION THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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At first I wasn't going to skinny dip, but then two of my guy friends were drunk and were like, "FUCK IT, WE'RE DOING IT." So I just went in in my bra and panties, then one of my girl friends was like, "FUCK IT, I'M DOING IT" and stripped down to nothing. Then the other guy we were with didn't want to, so I made an agreement with him that if I took off my clothes he'd have to take off his... and I did.

Then we played Dare or Dare. Full frontal hugs with your drunk, flamboyantly gay guy friend are surprisingly non-awkward even when naked in a jacuzzi. And I got a massage out of it. It was surprisingly mellow and kinda fun.

I think I only enjoyed it because I'm really good friends with the people I did it with, though. Otherwise I get really paranoid when I'm at all unclothed around people. But I just sort of pretend I'm cool with things and nobody seems to care... until somebody points out that my tiddies are disproportionately large - a fact that I had kept well concealed until recently and now EVERYONE knows, apparenty. Curses...


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I wish I could have as much courage as you.

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To be honest I'm not really brave, I'm just kind of stupid and easily susceptible to peer pressure. You shouldn't let anyone else's actions or opinions of social norms affect you. I have deep respect for those that maintain their own personal level of integrity despite what they know society and, more often times, what their friends expect of or want from them. Don't be anybody but yourself, but don't let that limit yourself. Just remember that humans are dynamic beings - we are constantly changing and expanding ourselves as the world around us changes.

All cliches aside, I respect everyone's choices - especially regarding such personal matters. Don't think of it as bravery, just recklessness. I'm just experimenting more these days, and I was a pretty open person to begin with, so it's gotta go downhill sometime soon...


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Reubo wrote:
IT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO GET AS BIG AS 6.5" ON OCCASION THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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in other news i just discovered a hole in my pajamas, long story short i went to scratch my booty and i almost ended up with a finger in my butthole

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Reubo, that hole is meant for ventilation.
To decrease the buildup of deadly gases.


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Breathing booty.


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reubo i mean this in the nicest way possible but i find your tmi stories hilarious

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You might have liked it, you never know

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