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So, my parents had to put down my dog today. We'd noticed that she'd been acting a little funny over the weekend, and this morning she seemed really uncomfortable, so my parents took her to the vet. She had an enlarged heart, and considering that surgery would only keep her around for two or three weeks, they decided that it would be for the best to just put her down. We're going to spread her ashes at a park that she really loved to walk at.

Oh god now I'm crying.

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Merry Christmas, guys.

Y'all know what I mean. ;___;


fucking shit man

see now i'm crying okay look what you did

fucking

shit

edit: i just realized this sounds really weird
it's not depressing crying guys okay this is pop flyin' crying i have never fucking done less than an A rank on this song okay

i will never let that little girl get a bad fucking ending

never in my goddamn life

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Met a little dachshund puppy that couldn't have been any older than 3 months at this store the other day. It really really liked me, like, more than all the other people that would come in. She was super cute, she had this little tiny dog sweatshirt on. When someone opened the door, it ran out and everybody was really scared. I ran out after it, squatted down, and it came running towards me. I picked it up and carried it back.

Felt so nice~

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Merry Christmas, guys.

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It seems every time you post I switch between liking you and hating you.

daisies YOU AME!


No tears, Snarf, no tears.


She only wanted her dad back for Christmas!

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HI, My name is Cmusic. maybe some people forgot about me or have been wondering where ive been? IN a MENTAL[color=#000000] haospital. cuz why? i tried to commit suicide a few months back and got out about a week ago!
heres a copy of my actual suicide letter.

wow, i honestly dont know what to say. kinda funny i geuss. i just cant put up with all the bullshit anymore. i cant deal with the negative facebook comments,the way people look at me when i try to talk to them. i cant deal with my friends abandoning me, i cant deal with sitting in my room reading superhero comics or masturbating to the thought of the night that i lost my virginity. i ant deal with waking up every morning in a trailer and thinking to days going to be different when it never is. i cant deal with all the pretty girls treatingme lik trash,i cant deal with the girl i like not even wanting to shake my hand. i cant deal with my first girlfriend and my bestfriend having sex, i [color=#800000]CANNOT
deal wih my alcoholic,drugdealing,hipocritical,bullheaded,abusive parents. i cant deal with lieing to everyone just to get attention. i cant deal with random strangers treating me like shit. i just cant do it anymore.
i feel like alot of people are going to say hat i took the cowards way out and that there were better options, but they wernot in my shoes. and if they were and could come up with a better option, then kudo's to them. but i do apologize to these few people that i felt that i loved and got loved in return.
its here that i list members of my church, some friends i havent seen in a while and a few relatives
i l o ve y o u please forgive me for what i have done.

then i sign the laetter and date it. dont really know why i did this, just felt like i should.

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