AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Your avatar goes too well with that post.

That usually makes my headaches worse.

Sometimes it helps my headaches, sometimes it hurts more. Depends on the type of headache.

On a similar note, I think I've gotten bored of masturbating. I think I'm going to stop.

Not once in 17 years have I been bored of it.

Isn't it just supposed to be done when you feel the urge? And not a scheduled activity?

i've sort of turned it into a scheduled activity. i fap whenever i get the chance, even if i don't really feel like it, just so that i know i won't be really horny during a time when i can't fap

I've fapped in the shower so many times my penis simply seems to asume it should go hard in there now.

fapping in the shower is awful

water is not a good lubricant and when water and semen mix they make glue

ages ago people were talking about sleeping in their underwear as opposed to pyjamas. Yeah, i think it's better, but i won't be doing it during school time, aha.

Fapping is very much a scheduled activity for me, unless I'm on a vacation
Like now

Sometimes I'll do it in the morning, but I really have to stop doing that, because after I clean up I'm tired again and want to sleep.
It's usualy a night time ritual for me, but I can't do it at all when I'm on vacation or something like that, it's very difficult and I usualy get very short tempered when I'm unable to relieve myself when I want.

Whelp, it's 6:00 time to masturbate!


Also, masturbating in the shower mostly sucks because it is hard to get into a good position. It is hard to do standing up.

I'm tiny so I don't have that problem.

Oh this can be read in so many ways.

I've been having a lot of terrible weird sexual dreams.

Like ones you wake up from and you feel all gross and wrong that it happend instead of turned on.

Why cant I have good wet dreams.