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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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sounds like I gotta beat up some commies

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Why is it impossible to have a normal poop in a public restroom? It's always a goddamn shit volcano.

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God today at work. I work at a retirement center for one job, and I had to go to the bathroom. When I got back in the kitchen my boss was wondering where I was. Ok so everyday I am gone at this time, I have to deliver food right before, and I have about 5 free minutes. The cook that was working that day replied to the boss "He was shitting, just like every other day."
just kinda strange that she flat out said it like that.

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Masturbated on a plane yesterday

I guess there's ONE thing off the bucket list

no that was not actually on my bucket list

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Why did you want to do that in the first place? Seems uncomfortable.

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Snakes on a plane joke.

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Terraem
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I barely fit in to those stalls by myself. I'd have to have sex with a leprechaun or something.

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I barely fit in to those stalls by myself. I'd have to have sex with a leprechaun or something.

Or with me? :wink: Lol jk. xD (Get it? I'm 4ft 6.)

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Dan de Board
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›welp looks like I got herpes on my neck

I knew Sailor Moon had it but I didn't think I'd get it there of all places. Guess I should have been paying more attention when biting her inner thigh.

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Madican
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If you knew she had it why would you ever even get close to her before it was gone?

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Dan de Board
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She wasn't breaking out. It is possible to catcn when there's no visible symptoms (I'm pretty sure anyway).

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Prolly shouldn't engage in sexual activity with someone with herpes

I mean even if it's your lady

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That's my thought. STD is an STD.

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