AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The fumes coming from that thing would've killed the entire school.

In my school's bathroom, they used to smoke so much that it was filled with a thick smog.

This conversation is making me so pop flyin' I go to a private school. I've never heard of kids having sex here, and the bathrooms are all pretty clean.

I went to a private school and two seventh graders had sex on the stage

bathrooms were shit

and everyone was giving eachother handjobs

Sounds pretty

handy

Well, they aren't all be the same. Was discipline there really shitty?

Probably just as bad as the bathrooms, nyuck nyuck.

Well Topaz that's what I'm sayin. Private doesn't equal great is what I'm sayin. There are good private schools and there are bad ones. I went to one inbetween.

The same can be said of public schools. Public schools often get a bad rap.

My public school was pretty great. Only about 300 students so everybody knew everybody and the teachers were generally helpful. I plan on going back to teach there once I've got my degree.

I went to a private school and nothing happened.

My brother went to the same one three years later and managed to discover all the druggies I'd missed. He even found some kids doing what he and his friends deemed VVW. Vicodin, vodka, and weed combined.

My school is pretty sucky but it's not bad.

Nowhere near as bad as Prince Gorge's County public schools.
Here's how you become a substitute there:
Graduate 12th grade
Pass the mirror test.

The mirror test is when they stick you an inch from a mirror. If if fogs up, you pass.
bodaciously a kid graduated, and was back in school as a substitute for kindergarten the next week.

I don't think I had ever even heard of private schools before I came to this forum

what the hell is a mirror test supposed to find out about someone?

I think that was a joke? It's kind of weird either way.

That they're breathing. That's the joke.