AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i have never heard of any sex happening in my school, but that's because most of our student body is pretty unsexy and can probably find better places to bang each other (which is saying a lot, i live in a neighborhood where kids have to host parties outside in the cold because those are the only places we have)

Students have sex in our library, uppermost floor, last corner where rarely anyone goes to.

hm, maybe - do you have a lot of modern schools, or more old fashioned ones? Round here it tends to be the older, usually more traditional schools are single sex and newer ones are mixed.

and hahah wow, personally i've never encountered any horror stories in my school, but in my friends there was someone who would like poop on top of the toilet seat and he became known as "The Phantom Shitter"

The worst things at my schools were people smearing the walls with shit and writing things on them.

one time i got really rustled off at people making messes in public washrooms so i thought of a superhero who would come across your mess, and detect who you were and then teleport into your washroom and do the same thing to your washroom that you did to the public washroom

so like if you shat on the toilet seat he'd come in your house and shit on your toilet seat, if you rustled on the wall he'd piss on your wall etc etc etc

America has some old fashioned schools that single sexed. Mostly modern with a clash of genders though.

ahahaha phantom shitter

oh god Phantom of the Shit posts, I need someone to take this title as their own


@reubo Ahhaha "Karma Shit Man"

Urine for a lot of trouble now, villain!

Our schools are fairly modern in that sense of the word, even with the blocky 50s architechture and a headteacher that ruled with an iron fist but got surprisingly little done.

There was quite the gross incident when I was in juniors: a girl shat on a paper towel and put it back in the dispenser, this may have been during the same week shit and a pair of underwear was found lying around outside the front doors.

What are they, animals?!

Our princible came to each classroom to talk about writing profanities on the walls, all I remember was him saying this.
"Pussy is not a bad word, it's the name of a cat. Dick is a man's name. And cock is a chicken." And was telling us that they weren't naughty words so we shouldn't bother writing them.
It was hilarious.

Either stop this nonsense or I'll have toilet you have it!





OH DUDE That reminds me of this time my spanish class in middle school found a pair of underwear during lunch. It looked like granny panties and they were used. We just left it and continued on with class trying to ignore it.

the "rudest" thing that's ever happened in one of my lessons was when i noticed my french teacher had taken his shoes off and was teaching in socks. I started to tell the people around me and eventually pointed it out to them, only for him to look up and see me staring and pointing at his feet and he stopped for a second before continuing and i felt rather uncomfortable

also a teacher was suspended for a month for making fun of gingers

I never set foot in my school's bathrooms.
Ever.
They changed the soap in there for the first time last month since I was a freshman.
I'm a junior now.

I don't even want to think of how many people fuck in there.

I do remember one time people were caught having sex in the stairway that just the day before someone had shit under.
My school is disgusting, have I mentioned that?

My high school wasn't that disgusting, but there was a couch backstage in the auditorium that was constantly being used for whoopy. It was rumored to carry every STD known to man, and several undiscovered.

Someone should have set fire to the thing.