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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:46 am 
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Something I hate in porn is when the male is forcing them selves on the girl and and says something like "your mouth is saying no but your body is saying YES."

It just seriusly pisses me off because you know NO MEANS NO DONT DO THIS SHIT SHE DOESN'T WANT IT AAAAA


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:40 am 
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Porn with that in it makes me have issues and I can't watch it but I think that since it's just another form of fantasy I have no right no condemn it as "wrong".

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:39 am 
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Yeah I don't like porn with that in it either and I just don't watch that kind of stuff because it's not arousing to me.
I can understand people having that kink but it's really nothing I wanna see.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:04 pm 
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Reubo wrote:
TONIGHT I MADE OUT WITH TWO GIRLS AND ONE GUY AND I BRIEFLY KISSE D ANOTHER GUY

WOWWWWW AND I TOLD THIS PERSON ABOUT HOW IM A upstanding member of society AND IN TO FAT GUYS AND SHIT AND SHES S O COOL AND ACCEPTING I LOVE IT

reubo you are the worst gay

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[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:05 pm 
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He is as gay as Great Handsome Oppressor.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:03 pm 
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Bacon wrote:
Reubo wrote:
TONIGHT I MADE OUT WITH TWO GIRLS AND ONE GUY AND I BRIEFLY KISSE D ANOTHER GUY

WOWWWWW AND I TOLD THIS PERSON ABOUT HOW IM A upstanding member of society AND IN TO FAT GUYS AND SHIT AND SHES S O COOL AND ACCEPTING I LOVE IT

reubo you are the worst gay


oh god here is my gay card god just take it ;___;

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:10 pm 
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we're going to have to send you to gay camp now

they will retrain you in the ways of the gay

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[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:18 pm 
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that sounds sexy and like something i'd be into ~u~

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:56 am 
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Try doing Guile's theme instead...


It'll make it better by default

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:01 am 
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Nah Reubo you're still gay, girls are just way better kissers. I make-out with them all the time at parties and it's fun but vaginas are still revolting so nbd

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Ame no Akai wrote:
Lately I can't look at porn without hearing the Punch-Out theme in my head.

Distracting as FUCK.


...I am afraid to ask why...

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Women's tongues tastes more like iron than men's.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:16 pm 
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Ame I share your pain. I forget what song it is, but every time I try to relax it just wont stop playing.
It ruins everything.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I love how that's a self-fulfilling loop, too.
He'll be watching porn, and be all "shit, don't think about it. wait how does it go oh right doooo do do do dodo-FUCK"

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