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FatOldRobot
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:27 pm 
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I rolled and got Rapid Pregnancy.

Then I rolled again and got Evolution.
Fuck you my arm is a dinosaur
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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Wait, Ame's my side kick?
Hah.

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Madican
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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I can make anyone "love" anyone. Serve me Ame, and you will never be forever alone again.

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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Back off Madi, Ame's mine, the random generator says so.

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Madican
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Unless you wish to deepen your relationship with your right hand in public then perhaps it would be best to let him go.

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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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You say that as if I haven't done that before.

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Madican
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Only this time it will be where everyone can see. Gossip travels fast when it involves superheroes.

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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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They shall know my powers as that of dick canons.

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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Madi would be the best of pimps.

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Madican
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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I could build an entire empire business of owed favors just by marketing the ability to the legions of the Internet.

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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Man I would love to fuck about in the internet.

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somepartsareme
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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The power to mimic the qualities and abilities of butterflies. A sub-power of Insect Mimicry.


okay :(

fuck my second try was Subliminal Seduction

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Liraxus
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Omnipotence-Ability to do anything at will

Step 1-Turn Xabyrn into a bear and fulfill his ultimate destiny.
Step 2- Hit Le Great Handsome Oppressor knowing he'd die if he tried to hit me back
Step 3-Convert all .com's to .bud's
Step 4-Etch a trollface into the heavens itself and every time it is looked upon in the stars, people will hear the word "Problem?"
Step 5- Blow the world up by playing trololololo very loudly.

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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Worst use of those powers ever.
Except maybe one and two.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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