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Hair-loss is a symptom of the treatment, not the disease. It's probably penisitis. That seems more likely. Might have to amputate.

Ah, yes penisitis...how could I have overlooked that?



I'll get my scissors.

It's raining pretty awfully outside right now and I'm thinking about how awesome it would be to stand out there naked (even though I have nothing with nudism). It's times like these I feel it would be awesome to live somewhere out in the country.

first thought was "good god thats a hell of a way to catch a cold"

Already have that so no problems there!

I used to do that a lot when I was little and my parents were afraid I would get an ammonia when I went outside while it was pouring in my bathingsuit.

Man that was fun when I was little

I would be very surprised if someone could get ammonia by going outside in rain. Even more surprised if it was bleach. Or the both of them together.

Think you meant pneumonia?

I used to call pneumonia ammonia when I was a kid.

I remember yelling at my mom once because she was cleaning the floor "with diseases" and we were all going to get sick.

Why are we so stupid when we're young? :P

I thought the Pacific Ocean was called the Specific Ocean.

Dangit Rugrats

Because we mishear things and think we know everything.

Maaan, it feels so nice finally clipping my toenails.

Also, the dirt under the nails smells like cheesy popcorn to me.

Do you really clean floors with ammonia? That stuff smells horribly.

That's adorable.
I remember when I was little I had some stupid ideas about cheddar. Like, if you bought something for 50 dollars, but if you gave the cashier 100 dollars he'd give you 50 so it'd be like getting whatever you wanted for free.

It cleans stains off the floor, mostly. We don't use it often, but when we do, can't get the smell out of the house.

Don't use it for general cleaning though.

We use it to clean the dog's grossness off of the floor.