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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:36 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
Here comes an explosion of terrible puns.


Well we do like to rise to the occasion.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I need a tissue because I have to sneeze.


Naw man, just let it go everyone

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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i came to see what all the fuss was about

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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i came to see what all the fuss was about

Much funnier.

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Some of these puns are hard to come up with.

2x pun combo.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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so i opened up my computer and saw the tab that i had left open from the last night

"how to blow a bigger load" u___u

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skeet pilgrim vs. your face

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somehow that still doesn't seem like enough

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My crotch is so itchy it hurts. I don't know why.
I kind of want to just not have one anymore.
I'll pee through a tube or something, I'll give no fucks.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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whenever I take a shower my pubes come out in big handfuls. Which is okay I guess because I have a fuckload of pubes but it still weirds me out

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But it's only when I shower D:

And they grow right back

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