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The Idiotic Oracle
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I should suggest word filters to Great Handsome Oppressor more often.

Oh you dog you

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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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God fucking dammit my dick hurts.
God fucking dammit it burns like a mother fucker.

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I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:35 pm 
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so i opened up my computer and saw the tab that i had left open from the last night

"how to blow a bigger load" u___u

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Gryewolf
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Don't fap for a few days, and take your time.

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Wiffle
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Gryewolf wrote:
Don't fap for a few days, and take your time.

Pretty much, this.

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Reubo
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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That's to help you to lose weight, not to increase your load.

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Why can't it do both?

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Syobon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Fappping often/being sexually active and then "saving up" for a few days will typically increase your load as well I think.
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Reubo
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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thanks for the advice, i'm applying for a job as a bukakke porn star and i want to make a splash at the interview

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Gryewolf
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I'm sure you'll leave your mark.

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Here comes an explosion of terrible puns.

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Gryewolf
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Cum on, I think we're above that.

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I need a tissue because I have to sneeze.

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