AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>poke them with a twig first, then pick them up

>You snap off a stick and poke one of them. It explodes with a white flash blinding you momentarily. They appear to be explosives someone carelessly dropped. You pick up all of them and continue on.

You Got:
Random Assortment of Grenades!

Before you left the clearing you spotted a large mountain rising into the ominous clouds. Will you continue towards the mountain or some other direction?

>Move towards the mountain, sneaking around as usual.

>You head towards the monolith still being sneaky as all hell. Like srsly, I'm even having a hard time finding you, leaping all nimbly bimbly through the trees and underbrush and shit leaving no trace. When suddenly a void to nowhere appears before you. Something comes out, but you dive behind a tree before you can get a good luck at it.
What do you do?

>shit pants, then try to get a better look, while not compromising cover

>Your suit quickly recycles the waste atoms into a pleasant lilac aroma. You peek around the tree and find a humanoid figure has stepped out from the portal. Whatever it is, it hasn't noticed you yet, but thanks to the encroaching nightfall you can't get a good look at it.
What do you do?

>Turn on night vision to get a better view, and plan out the best route to run away if need be.

>Seeing as how you've yet to reveal yourself simply booking it in the opposite direction would be sufficient. You flick a switch and a green glow illuminates your view. Whoever it is they're wearing a suit similar to yours. They look to be communicating with someone with the suit's built in communicator thing.
What do you do?

Suddenly it's Clyve's turn.

>Check for traps.

Clyve's hacking attempt fails due to being 300 miles away.

>turn on radio jammer, lay down a mine, and set a time alarm. Then, book it to a new hiding spot, sneaky style.

>You set a field of energy mines (volatile spheres of energy invisible in the visible spectrum) and turn on your radio jammer. The other ninja undoes their helmet and a cascade of platinum blond hair falls out. They let loose a stream of profanity before stepping further into the jungle. You commence booking it when you hear a loud POW and the ninja is flung over you and lands in a crumpled heap.
Do you continue escaping or do something else?

>wonder how you have so much shit left, then slowly walk over to see if fellow suit guy is friendly. Turn on displacement field, just in case.

>You switch on your displacement field and approach the ninja in the dirt. He appears to have been knocked unconscious...
Win?
Will you try anything else?