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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:52 am 
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Granted. But now you have chronic stomach pains.


I wish i didn't have gas.

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Ame no Akai wrote:
Granted. You now have liquid. In that same context.

I wish I didn't have so much school stuff bothering me.


Granted, you also now have a job and have job stuff bothering you.

I wish for more summer vacation time.

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Leoj wrote:
I wish for more summer vacation time.

Granted, but you get no winter vacation time. Oh, and it was only one day added to your summer vacation time.

I wish for more seriousness.
Seriously.

Seriously page get, seriously...

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Granted. No one can ever laugh ever again.

And TF2 and the like have been banned from existence.


i wish to know: What is love?


Baby, don't hurt me.

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You do, it's merely a reaction of the brain wich even keeps you from thinking better.


I WISH FOR MORE CAPS


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GRANTED. THERE WILL NEVER BE ORDER IN THE INTERNET AGAIN BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS WRITTEN ON CAPS.

I wish for more respect.

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Granted. Everybody respects you to the point of being the Emperor of the Earth, but so much power turns you crazy and lead the planet to it's own destruction.

I wish for the Force.


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Granted. You are turned to the dark side. There aren't any cookies.

I wish that my allergies were nonexsistant.

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Granted, you are nonexistant.

I wish there were more action on Vikingeventyr.

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Granted. So much action results in one post, the protagonist rips himself apart trying to perform the insane acts.

I wish I had not gotten Diabetes.


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I wish my cat would stop sitting on my goddamn computer chair cant you just sit on the pillow.


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Granted, you receive lessons in English grammar. (That is what you said between the lines, right?)

I wish to know everything.

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Granted, you try telling people the meaning of life but nobody believes you.

(Also, Sounnikoura, you son of a bitch, mine was caused by my body attacking my pancreas. How much sugar I ate didn't cause it, I rarely ate to begin with.)

I wish Demomen could REALLY shit their own stickybombs.


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granted. But they do it so much that to pollutes the earth and makes a hole in the ozone.

I wish that my French project was not due on Monday.

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Granted, but you sleep way too late on Monday and get a C-.


I wish to be a cool guy


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