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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:43 am 
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Let's talk about sex.
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This is true, but some men are unable to retract the foreskin when fully erect, which is why I specified cut over uncut.

You can't stop penis conversation. Search within you, you know it to be true.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:45 am 
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I don't see much difference there either.

But oh well, i've never found the penis within.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:19 am 
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Shrug, penises vary just like any other body part, but my experience has me see things that way.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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How're you even going to appreciate one when it's inside of you?

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 Post subject: Re: You didn't think through what you said there, did you?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:45 am 
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Terraem wrote:
How're you even going to appreciate one when it's inside of you?

You might want to ask your lady friend that the next time you're boning her.

Ba-dum-tsch.

It's too easy.

I'm here all week.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:21 am 
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I was actually talking about what a penis looks like.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:28 pm 
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Penises look fine unless they are freakishly huge or something.

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Genitalia are kinda gross either way. buhh

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^ This. I don't find any sex's genitals to look any better; they're both just weird and not terribly pleasant?

Though I find penises only slightly less weird because they aren't always wet and stuff >> Testicles on the other hand...



The only dicks that make me look at them funny are the ones on either extreme of super long/thin or short/fat haha. Or if they cut that tendon at the base and they just kinda...poke out at a weird angle.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:27 pm 
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I don't find testicles gross, but kinda funny looking.

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My genitals look okay I guess. I prefer looking at girl parts.

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Chekt wrote:
I don't find testicles gross, but kinda funny looking.

I don't necessarily find them GROSS but yeah, they are pretty funny looking haha. Especially when it's hot out.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I prefer cut penis

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As a man, I'd have to agree.

As a gay man I'd have to disagree. :colbert:

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Regardless of what people prefer, no way I'm letting anyone with a knife near my dick, ever ever ever.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Syobon wrote:
Regardless of what people prefer, no way I'm letting anyone with a knife near my dick, ever ever ever.

I rather be cut than uncut.

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