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Hmm? You mean shippers? Well god dam-

Shipper could not be here to ask for next wish
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Airigh
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Granted, I don't understand what you're saying.

I wish I weren't so hungry.
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Granted, you are now thirsty as hell.

I wish people stopped making assumptions about the others.

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Granted. Now you can make your novelty singing bass on a plaque loud enough for everyone to hear.

I wish upon a star.

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SBKT
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Granted. Your dick explodes because you tried urethral insertion with a pepper out of curiosity.

I wish I had a better computer.
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Granted. It's so good, it can cure cancer. Scientists take it away.

I wish I could shoot acidic compounds from my fingertips.

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Leoj
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Granted. It's so good, it can cure cancer. Scientists take it away.

I wish I could shoot acidic compounds from my fingertips.


Granted, but then the government experiments on you.

I wish I could DO A BARREL ROLL!

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Lolita
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Granted. You then turn into a mudkip.

I wish I could quit you, Awkward zombie forums.

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Granted. You quit for three hours, and then come back to find that Awkward Zombie has turned into a mosh pit of losers.


I wish Darkly were back.

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Leoj
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bagofnuts wrote:
Granted. You quit for three hours, and then come back to find that Awkward Zombie has turned into a mosh pit of losers.


I wish Darkly were back.


Granted, but then he leaves three hours later because Awkward Zombie has turned into a mosh pit of losers.

I wish to take over the world.

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Granted, but it's a small world after all.

Mama... ooooOOOOooooOOOO.... I don't want to die, but sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all...

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Leoj
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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Granted, but it's a small world after all.

Mama... ooooOOOOooooOOOO.... I don't want to die, but sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all...


Granted, but then you cant make the wish and a wild time paradox appears! (again)

I wish for the time paradoxes to stop!

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҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏


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Granted, but all of them suck.

I wish for world peace.

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Granted. However, you quickly learn that "world peace" means the absence of conflict of any kind. You quickly get extremely bored.

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