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If I have a car/bus trip to take in the morning, I absolutely cannot eat anything beforehand without having issues. Even drinks.

I don't have car sickness otherwise, though.

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So its not just me that can only eat very litte and/or very specific foods during morning hours?


whenever i wake up early i have this combination of hunger pains and sickness, so i when i eat my breakfast (usually a bagel) i'll feel really sick eating it and i have to cram it down my mouth, because if i don't i'll be starving my booty off until lunch hour

i'm seriously not a morning person

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Came on Tuxedo Mask once and he started laughing at me. I felt so embarrassed. :c

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when I wake up on a school day for breakfast i'm starving, but on the weekends i'm not that hungry in the mornings usually

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how would that not normally happen

unless he just sucks at making you orgasm

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Not everyone can bullseye a womp rat from across the room.


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how would that not normally happen

unless he just sucks at making you orgasm

Well you see normally he doesn't laugh. :( But it was a lot that time so he laughed at me.

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Wasn't it someone that said on here that if you don't laugh at least once during sex you're doing it wrong

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Wasn't it someone that said on here that if you don't laugh at least once during sex you're doing it wrong

I sort of deserved it. One time when I was giving him head I looked up at him and, with my best impression of hank hill, I said "GODDANGIT BOBBY!". Instant boner-kill.

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And then you looked down and said 'That boy ain't right.'?
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And then you looked down and said 'That boy ain't right.'?

I wish. :lol:

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Whenever I read "boner-kill", it's in the voice of the Unreal Tournament announcer. I wonder if announcing it like that would act as a boner kill...

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Whenever I read "boner-kill", it's in the voice of the Unreal Tournament announcer. I wonder if announcing it like that would act as a boner kill...

Quite possible.

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