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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:35 pm 
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Sloth wrote:
No, I would have cut open my face if I was doing that with a knife.


Plus I'm Male..


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Nightduck wrote:
Sloth wrote:
Plus I'm Male..


:shock:


What's the surprise about that?

This remembered me one time when I was having dinner and a glass slowly rolled off the the table. When everyone saw it, they got scared, and my arm instinctively grabbed the glass in the air. I don't even know how I did it.

Stupid Page get.

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Whut? The viking mustache/beard in my avatar didn't give it away?

It's an actual picture of me, didn't you know?

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Hahaha I knew it I just felt like enlarging that thing,


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SBKT wrote:
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I made macaroni and cheese without burning down the kitchen.


Supreme Victory!
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...That's you, right?

...?
I can't seem to remember anything about Asakura making macaroni and cheese


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OH WHAT THE... Did they upgrade the forums? This will take some getting used to.


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SBKT wrote:
OH WHAT THE... Did they upgrade the forums? This will take some getting used to.


They did?


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No, I'm wrong. My eyes playing tricks on me.


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Misfired a weapon and almost shot off my toe.

ALMOST IS THE VICTORY

ALLLLLLLMOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSTTTTTTTTTT

I succeded in ACCIDENTLY not shooting off my toe.


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I shot a guy in the face once.

Like, in the face.

[spoiler]It was at camp. I was one good target away from moving up from the BB gun range to the .22 BB rifle range. With each shot, I was anxious to see it it hit the center. One shot, I looked up too soon, and the BB had not exited the barrel. The barrel, having been pushed off-target by my looking up, was aimed at a wooden post, so naturally, that's what the BB flew towards. It ricocheted off the post, and hit a guy in the forehead. Left a little mark, but not much of one.

Oversimplification is a wonderful thing, ain't it?[/spoiler]

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I went through 4 years of show choir--and survived

*Insert fanfare here*

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Holy shit.


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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
I shot a guy in the face once.

Like, in the face.

[spoiler]It was at camp. I was one good target away from moving up from the BB gun range to the .22 BB rifle range. With each shot, I was anxious to see it it hit the center. One shot, I looked up too soon, and the BB had not exited the barrel. The barrel, having been pushed off-target by my looking up, was aimed at a wooden post, so naturally, that's what the BB flew towards. It ricocheted off the post, and hit a guy in the forehead. Left a little mark, but not much of one.

Oversimplification is a wonderful thing, ain't it?[/spoiler]


I shot a guy in the face once.

Like, in the face.

[spoiler]On TeamFortress2[/spoiler]


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I found my iPod Nano after many a millennium.
All its songs sucked, so I found an iTunes download CD thingy and installed it, thus granting my laptop the ability to mess with my iPod's songs.
ALL IN ONE DAY

Also, I took a teenager to the back of the head and wasn't hurt.

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I drank poison and survived.

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