1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

You both?

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:42 am

I still have a dry cough and I keep puking up phlegm/possibly food/other.

Probably shouldn't go back to work but I dunno.

I'm expecting the third degree when I go back anyway, plus the usual threats of losing my job for daring to take time off for being legitimately unwell.

Well gee wiz, boss. I'm so sorry for having a human respiratory system.

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

Oh god, kamak I hate it when my dad does that. And his little dick-flap thing doesn't properly flap over itself, so more than once I've gotten a rather unobstructed view of my dad's package. Spoilered for WHY DID YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER.
What's worse is that he sleeps on the couch a lot while watching movies and wakes himself up with snoring, so i have no purposley avoid looking at my dad for 3 hours.

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:29 am

Is this some sort of dad code, because this has happened to me too.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:34 am

Well shit man. I'm glad mom and dad are divorced then.

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:36 am

Puked again.

Really difficult to tell just what is coming out of my stomach atm.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Kamak wrote:

Welp, dad just woke up and decided to come out stand in front of me, and talk to me.

He was in his boxers like usual.

Guess who had morning wood?

I hate everything.

Just be glad he doesn't choose to wear shiny boxers.

Every weekend when it's warm in the morning my dad shows up in the kitchen with his chrome "shorts."

Kamak · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:57 pm

No, but distressingly he wears my old boxers from when I was in like, 7th grade (because I grew out of them in like 6 months because of growing and such). They're too small for him, but he'll never admit that he's a bit overweight.

nopenopenopenope

Chekt · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:07 pm

My dad disgusts me, but at least he doesn't walk around in his underwear...holy shit dads do this?

Crushter · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:08 pm

they feel good son

like

nothing at all

nothing at all

nothing at all

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

my dad walks around fucking naked or wears underwear with all his pubes and half of his dick hanging out.

Chekt · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:12 pm

i uh....what the fuck i have never heard of people doing such things

Sollix · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:17 pm

oops I live in an all girls home.

Bras. bras and panties.

on cute girls

yesyesyesyesyes

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

my dad is really gross. he spits all the time and passes wind whenever he wants to. he also doesn't clean out the sink after he's shaved so there's just hair everywhere.

i think he's like that because he was in the army for so long.

Sollix · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:20 pm

thats.. Really disgusting. My roommate and I have this fart pact where we can fart while in our rooms and just ignore eachother. same with burping..

Also she also does the sink think except with pubes. D: It's disguting

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