AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted. Bullets still do.

I wish my hair didn't hate me.

Granted, your hair strangles you.
OOPS

I wish that I found the cure for death.

Granted. But you get bored of living.


I wish my family life was :awesome:

Granted but your social life is now

I wish for the next person's wish to not be corrupted.

Granted, you now have a small brain :awesome:

I wish that I didn't have to wish.

Granted, now all your ideas are corrupted by someone.

I wish I had a life time supply of Converse Chuck Taylors.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A PAGE GET! GET IN THE CAR!

Granted. GTFO of this thread. (now you can't wish)


I wiiiish fooooorrrrr... More Ned.

Granted you now have 4 more Ned.

I wish for my internet to stop lagging.

Granted. It goes so fast your internet tears a hole through a universe, sending you into the deep depths of space where you die after two seconds.

I wish my favorite pairing was canon.

Granted, they even die together.

In the first episode.

I wish my butt were made of gold.

Granted, but now you have to sit in a gold depository in a bank for the rest of your days.

I wish I didn't have to eat.

Granted. You become jealous of the Heavy who NOM NOM NOMs at your displeasure.

I wish I had a Medigun.

Granted, but you still feel hungry if you don't.

I wish that people would actually know who I am on this forum.

First come, first serve. Sorry... uh... stranger who also ruined the wish.


Granted, but everyone else gets a portal gun.

I wish I could place portals in moving and uneven platforms so I could create potential paradoxes.

Granted. Aliens come out from the paradox and abduct you, while you sport an anal probe for the rest of your days.

I wish there weren't so many pairing tards. .